After a royal night of sleep, we arose with the sound of chirping birds in the great Marthas Vinyard. As our morning oatmeal bubbled, we dressed ourselves in fitting attire and enjoyed the nice sunlight. After, we made our way to the soccer field and the basketball court in which we all excelled in. The scouts were all over us and LeBron asked us to join his team (specifically ben). We politely declined for we had biking to get to. We stopped at a secret grocer who sold us 20 pounds of beans. Someone whos name rhymes with baberaham said he would eat them all long story short he was not even close. Mid day, we hit the road on our way to the famous bridge that was featured in Jaws. Asher and Eli did tripple front-back-side flips into the mouth of jaws Jr while isaac and ben tried -insert thumbs up emoji- isaac invented the fake frontflip where you just land on your face, while Ben tried the amazing dont flip at all and just land on your back which they both excelled in. and someone whos name rhymes with baberaham engrossed himself in his book of buggary we proceeded on a mission… mission pizza we went for pizza which was utterly delicious over a game of cards the game was called, never-ending I forgot what it was called. We went to get rootbeer floats which were utterly delicious where two 20 year old girls asked for our numbers… not. We tried to get home and beat the rain but one of the two bens, I’ll let you guess who (hint: they’re ginger) took a dookie lasting century’s and according to the maker of the dookie they were just reading a book and farting. Because of this terrible human being and the catastrophe that followed, we were caught in yet another torrential downpour. The waves were up to our waist, the bikes lost controll, and we also lost Nicholas but then we found him with a bunch of ants. We made it to the camp site safe and sound, but not quite dry, we played wet hoopsketball and discovered that one of the two tents was very similar to a lagoon. We dried our things in the dryer and went to bed.